Waiting For A Synthesis of Salvation & Transformation, or: Godot Was Already Here And Left For All-Too-Obvious Reasons And We Didn’t Much Care For Him Anyway, So There
I half-assed half-sampled last night’s festivities of the PNB Strategic Planning Consortium, Gathering, and Assemblage for the Contemplation of Variant Possible Conceivable and Idly-Imaginable Futures Society & Random Rambling Speculation & Quilting While Sipping Beverages While Driving Club on the one hand and the PNB Audit Committee Gathering, Colloquy, and Assemblage of the Mathematically, Logically, and Coherent-Thought Challenged Contemplators and Opinionators on the other hand and, yes, a third hand would have helped I suppose, but difficult to locate, litrally.
Yes, litrally.
They appeared to be as of late civil, polite, and largely pointless.
A couple of simple, salient points then, screamingly if not deafeningly obvious to most sentient beings above the earthworm level. (Yes, I know earthworm lovers will take offense at that – take a number, because I care so very deeply and I’ll get right back to you, okay?)
Pacificans appear, after years and years of years and years, to have ‘gotten’ the idea, the insight, the notion, that they probably really oughta change, and they’re now referring to this shattering insight as the need to ‘reboot’.
Couple of problems there: 1) We all know that ReBoot, the program, was wonderful and brilliant and fun and hell, even had lots of G&S, but that the reboot of ReBoot pretty much, well, Sucked. Also, 2) Reboot means, really, simply, a restart. It doesn’t mean, or suggest, reinvention, rebirth, or anything – gasp – suggesting deep, radical, fundamental change, nor for that matter a return to and recreation of earliest roots revisited.
These are stumbler-bumblers of the first order we all know that, right?
Of course of course of course they don’t know that because… because they’re stumbler-bumblers, of course duh.
Ever-so-slightly more seriously… they’re making lists and ‘analyzing’. Thinking. Thinking. Pshew, thinking is hard, isn’t it?
Surely if they analyze sufficiently a Synthesis of Salvation & Transformation will Emerge, right…?
It’s organic, right…?
Marxist, right…?
Progressive, right…?
The whole Dialectic Thing, Right…?
Right…?
Wait for it.