ARE YOU READY FOR YET ANOTHER ROUND OF INFOMERCIALS?
The Spring Fund Drive is limping into summer, but not to the promised conclusion. Ergo, it should not come as any surprise that Berthold Reimers—despite his mumbled rosy predictions—extended the agony. But wait!!! He's giving us an encore—this thing has more extensions than Tina Turner's hair!!! So now he has added another week, which will take us to June 15th! Here is the program schedule for the current extended week, and here, again with unrealistic goals, is the new extension (June 9 - 15). By the time this drive grinds to a halt, they will be offering the shocking true story of Santa Claus and Little Bo Peep—a 13-disk DVD set with bonus tracks by Alton Maddox and the Mumia Mummers of South Broad Street.
This means that half of 2014 probably qualifies as a Guinness record for the longest begging spree in broadcast history. They have already dug deep into their premiums gutter to come up with horrors from the Wall Street period, so expect them to dig even deeper and pull up the old Kathy Davis/Tony Bates scam de deux that comes in a small bottle, fresh from somebody's tap. I think Kathy was awarded the coveted tap trophy for that one in 2012, but a homeless angel swooped down and swiped it.
To get an idea of what undercooked figures may look like, here, again, are R. Paul's presumably uncensored sobering figures for your perusal.
Scammy Night, 2012. Overcome with emotion, Kathy Davis thanks WBAI
management and assorted spirits for awarding her the coveted Double Helix
Water tap trophy.
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To get an idea of what undercooked figures may look like, here, again, are R. Paul's presumably uncensored sobering figures for your perusal.